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I pop bottle that looks and feels like a big dick
when someone is doing reverse cowgirl and shits on your dick by accident
was on the couch with my girl but she pulled a shitty billy out of nowhere
Shit is shitty and is your cock shitty
When someone is shitty shit shit to you
Where the receiver sniffs the anus and the giver farts
She came in from the pub and started sniffing my anus, i farted and called it a shitty snorkle
Having a pickle shot at you (or somebody else) from the rectum
My friend shitty pickled someone because they were mean
Living like a noble in a fucked up city; hood rich
"How'd that kid get so fat in this area?"
"Dude's just got that Shitty City Comfort."
The shitty uncle is the uncle that did some time in prison for some shit he can't talk about. He listens to limp bizkit cannibal corpse. Sometimes he's called the drunkle because he gets fucked up on bottles on top of bottles and tells funny fucked ass story's. Shitty uncle isn't all bad he keeps shit real and straight forward and loves his family
THE STORY OF THE SHITTY UNCLE
To begin this story we have no choice but to start from the beginning he starts off just a brain dead baby in the middle of Ma and Pa's trailer with little responsiblity his soft spot used as an ash tray, holding dad's beer an and watching over the house when his parents are out on a coke binge.
Through his 20s he's just in and out of prison doing crime for dirty dime in and out of shitty relationships with all his prized shitty aunts who are sweet but out of there FUCKING MIND
Requirements to be The Shitty Uncle
:must die at the age of 45 or disappear
off the face of the earth
:burklesnatch your nephews face at
least 5 times a visit
:were a wife beater and baggy shorts,
backwards cap with a goatee and bald
:Be skinny but muscular
:live the peice of shit life
:punk is your main comeback or some
drunk shit
:must pull the most devious pranks on
your nephew and toughen him up and
protect your neice with your life
:and you have to get knocked tf out by a
7ft black dude who weighs 300 pounds
ripped sorry it's just the rules
:can only date sweet psycho women=
shitty aunts