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Shrek is the godly figure the everyone idlesses, he is the god of creation.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life, Shrek is more iconic McDonald's (Oh Jesus Crist).
Shrek is the most beautiful ogre you'll ever see. His eyes that stare deep into yours will make your heart flutter as he takes your hand and gives you the date of a lifetime. Don't give up on Shrek, he's very closed up at first. But once he begins to relax and the layers start to peel, who knows, perhaps you'll find yourself in his swamp...
Girl: I feel like Shrek is finally warming up to me.
Girl2: Have you seen his swamp?
Girl: I've had a little peek...
Girl2: Oh my god, he's totally into you!
Shrek day is a day where we appreate the sexiness of shrek,go wish ur friends happy shrek day.
Hey joe,happy shrek day!
Happy shrek day to you too mat!
Shrek is love, Shrek is everything. Ruler of the Holy Swamp, and eternal reason of life
A: Do you praise Shrek?
B: Yes, as he created the universe and everything, I praise him in the Holy Swamp every day
When thouh whompst summons the almighty shrek the great swamp summons wisely
"Shrek is the heathen that is trying to usurp our lord and master shaggy. WE MUST DESTROY HIM FOR THE GLORY OF SHAGGY"
"I'm begging you, let me out of here. it's cold. you haven't fed me in days. I have children. i'm begging you let me just see their faces and let me tell them I love them"
"THAT'S THE KIND OF THING A SHREK SUPPORTER WILL SAY"
"N-no- please"
"RALPHY! BRING THE BOILING OIL!"