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After hearing a detailed and troubling story about another man's struggles with maintaining an erection, he couldn't shake the anxiety it induced. This newfound stress crept into his own intimate moments, creating a vicious cycle of worry and performance issues that left him unable to maintain an erection himself.
Thus creating the Simon Wilson paradox
Last night I was with this girl then I stuffed from the Simon Wilson Paradox.
The son of Panda, not son of Simon.
He be the chosen one in Dune, he be Simon Pandason.
the best human ever, also called just fofa or fofina
“OHH FOFINA 😭😭😭🫶🫶” simon fofa is the best <3333
An old man who is selfish, teaches year 6 students useless lessons that have no meaning what so ever.
student 1="who is that horrible man."
student 2="that is Simon Everitt."
Simon A is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. These human beings have extremely complex DNA structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. Their spacial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their sexual life.
It is very rare to encounter a Simon A and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.
Side note: They often like to call themselves Simon A because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Simon A" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
“Damn, that guys amazing. Must be a Simon A.“
Was für ein G!
Schäm dich wenn du nicht Simon Rippe bist
Penis Durchschnitt:
1,5m
He is really charming. He is nice to everyone.
I want to describe him as a attractive man I never seen before.
A talented human being. He tries the things that he really want.
He loves animal. You will never forget him.
Even boys love him. Many people's fantasize him .
He struggles sometimes but can overcome if he don't want give up. Don't let things hurt you. He is fun tho. Blessed with a beautiful smile.
Can be tough. Might transform into alien, joke.
Don't chase other people. Be who you are.
Help yourself so you can tend to avoid drowning yourself.
It's okay to cry and it makes you stronger.
Ken: Yoh bro, why you're so cute tell me.
Rui Simon: Should I tell you?
Ken: Yeah
Rui: Pay me first!