Somebody who had the misfortune of being placed in silver, even though they played fairly decently.
Wow, we're playing against a lot of Simon-level players, what a misfortune!
Putting a used barf bag on a woman's head during sex on a plane
He gave her a southwest simon when she tried to suck his balls.
The greatest 16 year old to ever play in the nba
Hey did you see what anfernee simons did last night?
Yeah he's the goat
A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".
Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.