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Simon-level player

Somebody who had the misfortune of being placed in silver, even though they played fairly decently.

Wow, we're playing against a lot of Simon-level players, what a misfortune!

by WittenAziaat March 12, 2018


Simon loader

Vodka lime and soda

Can I have a Simon loader

by CDC 137 August 25, 2023


Simon loaders

Vodka lime and soda

Please May I have a double Simon loaders with ice and a slice

by PBod August 25, 2023


Southwest Simon

Putting a used barf bag on a woman's head during sex on a plane

He gave her a southwest simon when she tried to suck his balls.

by Ron Fish November 7, 2007


Anfernee simons

The greatest 16 year old to ever play in the nba

Hey did you see what anfernee simons did last night?
Yeah he's the goat

by Anfernee simons is the goat March 17, 2021


Simon Moment

A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".

Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.

by 911Jesus November 20, 2023


se simone

French for masturbate

Il a trop envie d'se simone

by gvny February 6, 2024