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The act of smacking one's penis across another's face
The morning after heavy drinking, the horizontal red welt on his face was evidence that he received a Lombardi Slap after passing out.
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When you slap someone with your soft circumcised penis causing a small red mushroom shaped mark on the skin from the head of the penis.
Dude I mushroom slapped her last night right on the cheek, it left a red mark!
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The act of bum rushing a fucker on the toilet and slapping the shit out of them....
Mom ask's why Im home so early from school? My reply... I got suspeneded for Shit Slapping Andrew Brown in the bathroom!
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When an insult is so surprising and uncalled for, it's the equivalent of slapping someone across the face. See mental slap.
Person One - Yeah, I got a 95 in math last year.
Person Two - So? You slept with the teacher.
Person Three - Verbal Slap!
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The practice of slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. This is often performed as a joke when the recipient is either asleep or otherwise incapacitated.
Pablo is very into cock slapping, so he tried it on his girlfriend while she was blowing him, and she liked it.
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Being slapped with a jandal. (Jandal being a Flip-Flop)
Usually done by a samoan lady to her kids or Husband...
If you don't behave right now I'mma samoan slap you! And you know what those feel like!!!!
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A "Danza Slap" is when a man slaps his erect penis derisively on the face of the woman who is giving him a blowjob. The genesis of the phrase can be found by watching the x-rated movie "Insatiable" starring Marilyn Chambers (1980). There's a scene where Ms. Chambers is getting rudely f'ed by her rich daddy's gardener on the pool table in the mansion. Being of low social standing, the gardener delights in "danza slapping" rich-girl Marilyn many times. The key though, is that the gardener (played by David Morris) actually looks like Tony Danza! I sh*t you not. Check it out.
Being a billionaire, Anthony thought it was his right to danza slap any women who gave him head.
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