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When you go down on “wonan” and your tongue slips and hits a wiener.
Dude 1: how’d you find out Debbie has a penis?
Dude 2: I fell victim to the Denver Slip.
The sex act of pouring coconut oil into the vagina before intercourse.
Hey babe I'm dry down there, wanna start me off with a Tropical Slip and Slide?"
The feces slip is when a girl or guy gets fucked in the ass so fucking hard, the ring muscle holding their anus bursts. This allows for their warm puddy like shit to slowly drop down their leg in a muddy mess. Usually performed by a priest, he sticks his cock so far in that the organs can no longer hold and fucking fall out with the shit on the cement floor. God watches this and jerks off into a bowl and then sprinkles it on the earth, forming rain. This is how rain is formed, ass fucked God cum. After the shit slips out, the person then slowly picks it up and smears it on the priests face. The Indians used to do this back in the old fuckin days to make rain for there crops and fertilize the fields. Watch out, cause as the feces be slipping gods cum be alllll over yo damn face.
Gunty; YO MY ASS CANT HOLD MY SHIT ANYMORE
runtle; YOU MUST HAVE HAD the feces slip
Gooch; FUCK.... GOD BE CUMMIN
When you're fucking a woman in the vagina and your penis accidentally slips out of her vagina, and into her anus.
Sorry about that miracle slip baby, I was going hard and got carried away. Please forgive me
An error in a text message, committed by auto correct, that reveals the author's true thoughts or intentions.
you'll love this home, it has a huge dick for entertaining.
*huge DECK. sorry for the phone slip!!! <blushes>
Slides. Slippers. Slide on shoes.
I like wearing my slip slips to the beach.
When a person gets too excited, riled-up or enthusiastic to the point they've begun stumbling over words, giggling or breathing excessively and slipping all over the place.
Maggie: Good weather today huh?
Donnie: You're the one that's good. I mean...you're good too. Shit, that doesn't make any sense, hahaha. Wanna see a card trick? Shit! I cut myself on the card and I'm bleeding all over you! I'm so sorry! What was the question?
Ted: Fuck, Donnie...play it cool. You're getting slip happy.