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An alcohol beverage made with a 1:1 mixture of Red Wine and Diet Pepsi.
I was over at Dave's house the other night and I drank a Midwestern Soccer Mom.
Soccer Wee (noun): A discreet technique employed by some soccer players, the 'soccer wee' involves taking a knee, adjusting shorts, and subtly directing urine through the gap between the bottom of the shorts and the leg opening, all done inconspicuously during gameplay. This skill demonstrates resourcefulness, allowing players to attend to their needs without disrupting the match's flow."
During the intense match, Alex adeptly pulled off a soccer wee, ensuring he could relieve himself without missing a moment of the game."
When you sock someone while they aren’t looking
Did you see Ben get soccer punched earlier?
Hill Billy slang for some parts of Canada for “kickball”.
Person 1: Hey let’s go play some soccer baseball.
Person 2: Stfu and use real names.
When you fall down in pain pretending to be hurt to advance your game.
We won the game because I pulled a soccer
This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.
John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?