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When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.
I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.
A thing hung on ur wall that has pictures on it and is named by gharabawy.
Gharabawy loves the picture stand on jumanas wall.
This is originally a Chinese saying. It is usually used when teachers scold students in class.It means” You go stand in the corner.”
Teacher: “ Why are you using your cell phone in my class? You come to 墙角 stand!”
Student:::Scared:::
When a girl fartshen sitting down and the fart makes her pussy lips flap
"Omg Karen what was sound?"
"It was a standing ovation Becca"
When your girl has to pee at the bar but there is piss all over the toilet so she does a half squat to pee inside the garbage can
There was piss all over the gender neutral toilet so I had to do a standing ovation
when you stand up while shitting and the shit makes a clap on the water
how was your shit?
great man, i had a standing ovation
When you put two pieces of bologna between the couch cushions and fuck it.
Hey bro what you end up doing last night?
Just another bologna night stand.