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A nice way to tell a person it's all your fault; to look inward, to fix your problems
Her: "Baby daddies ain't shitt; mine told me: 'if you didn't have sex with bums, you wouldn't have the problem of a baby daddy; do you think this is true.
My response: 'where it boils, it's steams.
When a 300+ lb woman shoves a vibrating butt plug in you then rolls over you trying to flatten you out.
I met this chubby last night. We went back to her place and she gave me a vibrating steam roller.
When you’re showering with your partner and fart so the steam traps the smell inside the shower.
Dude, I totally got my wife with a Tennessee steam pot last night.
What an online girlfriend asks you for --- supposedly in order for her to prepare herself for establishing a romantic relationship with you, but actually has no intention of actually meeting you or otherwise favoring you in any way whatsoever --- and what you will really feel "steamed" about if you actually do buy the card for her, since you would likely just be wasting your money and getting absolutely nothing in return.
A hot online chick promised me a "steamy" relationship if I bought her a steam card, but I figger she was merely "blowing off steam" --- i.e., making a huge show of affection without actually meaning it or having any genuine intention of linking up with me.
Steaming roach is the definition of a crap that was so hot and spicy it made a noise on its way out and they usually stink and burn for around ten minutes .
when I got back from school I dropped a huge Steaming Roach.
When a woman’s coochie gets so sweaty you can see it through her overgarments.
“She steaming the garlic” - A guy at my gym to nobody in particular while staring at a woman doing squat thrusts.
After she lets you shove balloons up her ass. You realize she’s a whore and you think of the Steaming Dumpling. Defecating in her pussy standing up.
That bitch was so grime I gave her a steaming dumpling.🥟