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A stoners excuse is any excuse which is used to smoke, usually very shit excuses
Stoner: I just finished work, I’ll celebrate with a joint
You: That’s a stoners excuse👍
A made-up (as far as I know) and also possibly temporary (depending on your decisions, once you get it) illness that you can get from being around stoners too much or possibly, even just getting touched, talked to, etc. by one where you also become a stoner yourself just from the influence of being around/touched/talked to by one or a group of them. It is usually just used jokingly to make fun of unwanted stoner people that are around you to make it known that they are not welcome around you.
*a stoner, still within earshot, almost touches you* "Woah, that was a close one! That stoner over there almost toched me. I could have gotten stoneritis. We gotta find somewhere else to hang out." (said to a friend)
"She's totally got stoneritis from hanging out with those stoner idiots all the time. That's why I just stay away from her. I don't want to get it too."
a condition in which a person no longer wants to hang out with someone unless they have marijuana with them
person 1: Wanna hang?
person 2: Sure, you got gas?
person 1: nah
person 2: never mind then.
person 1: man you got a major case of stoneritis!
A secret skill not discovered until one becomes consistently high and finds evidence of it later
“I smoked four times this week and started to find crayola coloring sheet done as if done by Van Gogh around my apartment. I guess coloring is my stoner skill!”
when someone has a bunch of black ice air fresheners hanging from their rearview, it’s known as stoner forest. usually to cover up the smell of weed
look at all the little trees that dude has in his car! he must be in stoner forest
12 pulled me over because i had stoner forest in my car
two stoner buddies that make a perfect match.
ex: smoking together, sometimes cuddling.
“y’all are like stoner-mates”
two stoner buddies that make a perfect match.
ex: smoking together, sometimes cuddling.
“y’all are like stoner-mates”