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Used to defend against an impending cool story bro. Usually uttered immediately after the narration of a story or anecdote (for full effect) worth telling, relevant to the conversation, and not an example of tl;dr or faggotry, so that any threat of ownage from jackasses is effectively neutralized. (Often abbreviated as' tsb' when used in text)
Person A: I remember I was stuck in an elevator in freshman year with a claustrophobic chick who was panting the shit out of the elevator. Gave me the heeby jeebies. True story bro.
Person B: ...
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Akki (Japanese Word for many things... Demon, Evil... etc.) Fic's are Storylines that give off an aura of Darkness on normally happy settings.
Fanfiction has many examples of Akki Fictions....
Say there is a fanfiction story for naruto... but in this he is a necromancer.
He Is completely Evil... near insane... these stories are Called Akki (Story/Fiction)- (Akki Fics)
There are fic's on fanfiction.net that are better examples of this-
Naruto the Dark_Lord
Black Flames Dance In The Wind Rise of Naruto
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Me and my gf went to my room
Mm cut
We fucked
then we did 69
i hope the infection gets worse and you'll have to amputate ur limb
And she squirted
and then i slapped her and then i raped her doggy style
Thats a sex story
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A way of saying "I don't care what you're saying but I'm gonna go ahead and say I liked the story."
Usually used after listening to a long story or gossip.
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Pothus symbolizes sex, something that everyone likes and some people crave.
Chrysus symbolizes gold, , something that is earned for in many societys, but when old and tarnished can be mistaken for something worthless.
The story of Sex and gold
Pothus puts his love for Chrysus aside, because he realizes that people like him and he is amazing so becomes vain, He only returns for Chrysus when his lustful relationships fail. Chrysus Loves Pothus truly, but Pothus cannot see it. It almost kills Chrysus everyday to see him with others, In the end pothus see's that the only one who truly cared for him was Chrysus. Pothus joins her to live together forever more.
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Said when one, usually a negative, thing happens to you often.
My boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and I got fired. Story of my life.
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A joke, usually long, with a silly premise, often involving talking animals. Named for a classic joke involving a lost shaggy dog. Punch line: "Not that shaggy!"
The joke ended with "and that goes for your cat, too!" Just another shaggy dog story.
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