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talkeetna surprise

When you poop in the toilet and leave it for someone else to find but someone else comes behind you and poops on top it for the third person to find.

On a girls trip, we left our friends a talkeetna surprise. They had to grab a plunger by the third trip to the bathroom in order to clear the poop left from the first two.

by TalkeetnaScat January 04, 2018


Talkeetna surprise

When one poops in a toilet and without flushing another poops in same toilet. Causing toilet to clog and one's poop to bob around.

That toilet is total talkeetna surprise

by Hazzah#1 January 03, 2018


tuna surprise

a fishy ass pussy

she has a tuna surprise she probably doesn't wash her cooter.

by Rodrick Heffley’s grandma January 05, 2021


Canine Surprise

When you reach down under the blankets in the middle of the night, to pet your dog. Instead of finding his head, you tickle his balls by accident.

I got a canine surprise last night. I felt a bit queazy but he sure looked pleased with himself.

by pe_be_ January 01, 2017


tinder surprise

finding a match on the fore mentioned dating site and arranging a date only to discover the person looks nothing like their profile picture and you feel a tad cheated

" bloody hell what a right tinder surprise i had there :O she had hands like chip shovels "

by pethead December 21, 2015


Mongolian Surprise

When you are fucking your girl in the ass and quickly go around to stick it in her mouth

My girl is still pissed at me cause I Mongolian surprised her last night

by Funnyguy42069 June 13, 2019


the Armenian surprise

a sex move preformed by revealing your massive penis to your sexual partner for the first time

ay, baby let me do the Armenian surprise

by AmazingJa November 04, 2019