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When you poop in the toilet and leave it for someone else to find but someone else comes behind you and poops on top it for the third person to find.
On a girls trip, we left our friends a talkeetna surprise. They had to grab a plunger by the third trip to the bathroom in order to clear the poop left from the first two.
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When someone scrunches his or her penis inside itself to the point of being enveloped by the scrotum. Then proceeds to let go of said package causing the turtle to slowly come out of its shell.
Guy: Hey! Check out my Norwegian Surprise!!
Girl: Ewwwwww!
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When u drill a girl hard until she's ready to cum- you pull out and her hole remains gaping - and you stick your tounge way in there as far as you can to receive her gush of cream goodness.
Tom received a warm mouthful from lauren when he gave her a manhunt surprise during there one night stand in the back seat of his 69 cutless.
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A cuncoction of mustard, peanut m&m's, chocolate chip cookies, and water.
MMM that was good barf surprise.
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When you knock someone out and proceed to cum into their mouth while they are unconscious. It is the ultimate form of disrespect and ridicule.
1.
PK: "I'm finna knock that boy out and cum in his mouth
S.A.: "On god bruh, he gon a wake up and be all like "damn I got cum in my mouth" n shit"
PK: "thas right, he gonna wake up with a salty surprise"
2.
PK: "that boy likes to talk real big huh? He better check himself before he gets the salty surprise"
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Communism when you least expect it.
Drop the weapon!!! ... So that we can do the terrorist attack together.(An act of surprise Communism)
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a sex move preformed by revealing your massive penis to your sexual partner for the first time
ay, baby let me do the Armenian surprise
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