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HB Syndrome

An overweight girl with a heavy top and skinny legs giving her an extreme muffin top

Originating from a dyslexic friend, taking the first initials from the name of the original "BH" and accidentally switching the letters around.

Laura: "Dude, did you see that chick? Her legs were skinnier than her top"
Maddie: "She's got the HB Syndrome ."

by MadandMon?! December 12, 2008

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hardass syndrome

a puny guy who works out a couple times and suddenly thinks he's a hardass, and thinks he can keep up with the big dogs, and that he's invincible. Synonyms - small dick complex, badass fever, wannabe Brian Cushing

Look's like that Steve kid has a serious case of hardass syndrome. He's only 120 pounds but thinks he's as strong as a linebacker because he lifts weights two times a week.

by ms0501 January 24, 2012

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Catonkeyboard Syndrome

Random, meaningless letters on a chat/text. What happens when your cat takes a nap on your keyboard.

"gfv,zkdsjlsdxnnjzds,.mjxchksdddddddddddddddddvdxk,.dssd" is an example of Catonkeyboard Syndrome

by She'sTheBlade February 18, 2011

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101 Syndrome

When a person has the sensation of all-knowing about a subject having gained only a small amount of information about it. Since most introductory courses touch over basics of the entire scope of the given topic, the person immediately feels as if he/she is an expert on it. In conversation however, it becomes clear that this person has absolutely no idea what he/she is talking about.

The order of competence is as follows:
1) Ignorance is bliss: The person knows they have no idea about the subject and acts accordingly.
2) 101 Syndrome: Someone learns a little bit about it from one source or another and feels like they know everything about it.
3) Further education: You learn half the things you were taught were wrong and the other half oversimplified.
4) True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing: When you learn enough about anything, you realize no one has a clue how anything actually works.

Doctor: "You don't have leprosy. It's the flu. Take these for the fever and stop watching House to take care of that 101 Syndrome."

<Insert that scene from Good Will Hunting here>

<Insert that person that won't shut up about the plot structure and wide angle shots in Good Will Hunting here>

by chapasaurus January 13, 2010

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Gene Syndrome

an affliction characterized by the subjects lack of ability to get action from girls

Hey, guys! How do you meet girls? I must have Gene Syndrome.

by Majero April 7, 2003

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TA Syndrome

This is a condition common to those that have served/are serving for the Territorial Army in which they delude themselves with grandeur and demand respect in day to day "civi" life based on the fact they are in to TA.

People with this syndrome do not suffer since a secondary symptom is being utterly oblivious to how they are despised by the real army and civilians alike.

Not all members of the Territorial Army have this syndrome, but those that do can be detected by the fact they will bring up the fact that they are in the TA within seconds of starting conversation.

Bartender: You waiting mate?

Dean: Ahh, umm, I'll have a double whiskey and lemonade. We don't get chance for all this lazing around you lot do in the TA, this is the first drink I've had in five months.

Bartender to regular: What a cunt.

Regular: Yeah, TA Syndrome.

by Polio Bear March 13, 2009

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Santa syndrome

Santa syndrome is a psychological syndrome in which affected individuals to ultimately accept atheism. Most individuals discover or are told that the supernatural aspects associated with the Christian tradition of Santa Claus, such as him riding a sleigh led by reindeer and giving all good children around the world Christmas presents, are legend and are simply practiced in order to enrich the experience of celebrating the holy day. However, individuals with Santa syndrome are often abnormally bitter about this finding and as a result, move further to reject the existence of God, which has been firmly established in the Five Ways, Kalam Cosmological Argument, etc.

The militant atheist came to deny the existence of God after suffering from Santa Syndrome in his/her youth.

by Lollipop10101 September 3, 2012

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