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In professional sports, a loser tax is when a team with a history of losing, bad culture, bad circumstances, and/or less than ideal location must pay extra than other teams might have needed to in order to secure the services of a premier player.
The Detroit Lions are probably going to have to pay a loser tax to Ramsey if they want to lure him away from places like Miami or Las Vegas.
doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.
Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
when the cheese man comes to your house and nicely asks you for cheese (good ending)
the cheese man is coming to get our Friendly cheese tax!
When your professor lowers your grade on a term paper just because you're a cocky bastard.
William worked his ass of to get a 99.5 percent on his paper. His professor took a .5 point arrogance tax.
when someone who decided not to order anything at fast food (typically french fries) takes some of your food
Bro 1: Bro lemme get some of your french fries
Bro 2: Bro stop violating my rights with your taste tax
Fanum Tax Rizz is the action of taking ones food, Fanum Tax being a source of tax that is related to food and having to pay a tax when ever you have food present
The "Rizz" in Fanum Tax is good looks when you are taxing an individual, the rizz is there to assist one when taxing somebody and improves the haul you get from them.
1. Oh my god! That man has fanum tax rizz!
2. I have fanum tax rizz.
An income-skimming fee --- levied for either your being of east-of-Germany descent, or your possessing a long round-bodied appendage between yer legs --- dat is collected to fund da installation and maintenance of tall wooden posts along da roads for supporting utility-wires.
If I volunteer to occasionally work on da DOE road-crew, practice abstinence, and can prove my UK-area ancestry, could I be relieved of paying pole tax?