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the combination of 50% redbull 50% vodka.
garunteed to fuck you up.
"fucking wanker, get me a red bull and vodka"
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a form of penile gonorrhea that is devastating. Causing a strong odor reminiscent of rotting dead fish mixed with mayonnaise, severe swelling, and a painful discharge that has a slight purplish tint to it. If left untreated, the end result will be an explosion of penile tissue aka congratulations, you just blew off the head of your own cock. the worst part is that this terrible disease is untreatable. the only cure being to place your genitalia on top of a cinder block, hold another cinder block over recently placed genitalia, close your eyes, and let go of said suspended cinder block.
Phil-Hey Jim, how did your date go with Jamie?
Jim-I think that bitch gave me the bull headed clap.
Phil-That sucks brother...here's a pistol, I'll leave the room and call a meat wagon after I hear the shot fired.
Jim-Thanks bro...(Phil leaves room as Jim commits suicide)
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Performed by making the "I love you" sign in sign language, only resting the thumb on the middle and ring finger.
To indicate an awkward moment, the person does the above motion, only wiggling the off and on the middle and ring fingers, and then suddenly stretches the thumb out toward the area where the awkward moment has just occurred.
If the awkward moment was caused by a greatly disliked the person, the person will instead recoil their fingers quickly, making a garbled disgusted noise.
"The awkward bull, since it is not as well-known, better orchestrates an awkward moment than the awkward turtle."
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Smashing a girl doggystyle and reaching over her head, putting two fingers in her nose, and pulling her head back...put in a woah girl if she struggles
Last week I gave Susan the bull back still she started kicking
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Bulloff is a darts game between 2 or more people, either for fun or to settle disagreements.
Players throw 3 darts each at the bullseye, the nearest being declared the victor. There are variations, in the case of a dead heat, there will be a sudden death bull-off to decide it, with one dart. For an extended variation of the game, play elimination bull-off, where the furthest from the bullseye is eliminated and play repeats until there is 1 left
Person 1: "My car's way better than yours" Person 2: "No way, your car's gay" Person 1: "Bull off"
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A bull shitter who is successful in avoiding detection may be referred to as a bull shit artist. Bull shit artists are quite dangerous and may say things with a high degree of confidence while, at the same time, having inadequate support for what they are saying, making their statements bull shit.
Its amazing how these politicians are bull shit artists.
That guy manages to pull so many girls even though he's unemployed; he's just a great bull shit artist.
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When you cum on a spaghetti noodle and make someone put it in their nose and make them pull it out of their mouth. After, they must run naked through the city screaming the n word with cum dripping noodles hanging from her mouth. Then, they must find and have sex with a 82 year old man and hibernate in his saggy balls for a week
“Hey Girls Wanna do the Alaskan Bull Rider?”
“No I’m fucking 9 years old”
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