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Flat Tire

A flat tire describes a person, a woman specifically, who is hard or draining to talk to, and has a small or flat chest. Hence forth, a flat tire.

"I was talking with her, and let me tell you, she is such a flat tire." "Mark! Don't talk about someone like that!"

by Ronlad Reneag November 28, 2024


flat chalupa

when someone says they're going to cook something a certain way, but then changes it last minute without telling the guy who posts on the fake social media page that parodies your establishment. can also be used in the negative to mean 'no lie' or 'no cap.'

today's special is the modelo beer cheese burger. no flat chalupa.

by jt15550 January 25, 2024


Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.

"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.

by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024


flat peak

A condom which you often use when having sexual intercourse

' have you got a flat peak '
' no have you '

by Kaytiie March 9, 2008


A Flat Miner

What you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a Mineshaft?
A♭ Minor!
(A Flat Miner)

by LordJenal May 14, 2022


Smack it flat

1) To handle a situation or complete a task with the utmost proficiency and vigor.

2) To act instinctually and swiftly without overthinking.

3) To deliver an exceptional performance without an exceptional ego.

4) Often used to describe creative and improvisational problem solving.

5) To make or play a vinyl record

6) To disrupt, disprove or debunk a common believe from an authoritarian or status-quo source

7) To flatten an object or surmount a task

My favorite stand-up comedian came to town, smacked it flat and left the crowd gasping.

The DJ smacked it flat and had everyone on the dance floor the whole night!

You wouldn't really guess it but that guy smacks it flat on guitar, keys, bass and drums.

After much making eyes and flirting we finally left the the party to smack it flat!

by Thehappinessenabler December 6, 2023


The Beast of Yucca Flats

A flop black and white movie of the 1960's, made by Coleman Francis, where there was little dialogue. There was a lot of narrator dialogue than the regular in movie character dialogue. The narrator kept rambling nonsensical things repeatedly like "flag on the moon", "how did it get there?", When there was very little with those dialogues to do anything with the movie. The antagonist which was a man gone brain-dead from a nuclear explosion, made sounds of a beast that sounded so fake like "AAAAAAA!!!!".

The movie was satirized in the show Mystery Science Theater 3000.

"I heard that when the The Beast of Yucca Flats was released, a film critic called the movie as one the worst movies ever made. "

by MST3K I like January 29, 2020