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When he splooges in your asshole and you fart and the cum shoots out of your ass as great white shart
Stop cumming in my ass Dad! I can't stand these great white sharts!
A phrase inspired by the popular TV series "Desert Punk". The phrase can be used as an insult as well as a compliment. "Owning the Desert" would make you the main character of the series "Desert Punk", stating that you are in complete control over a situation or things are going well for you. "Lost in the Kantou Desert" would mean you lost control over the situation, or you are downright hopeless. Also can be interpreted into a taunt of some kind. It can be cut down to terms like Kantou, Owning the Desert, etc.
Also see "Desert Punk"
Guy A: I finally got John to stop hitting on my girlfriend!
Guy B: Way to own the Kantou bro!
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*Guy A Destroys opponent in Call of Duty*
Guy A: I OWN THIS DESERT!!!
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Guy A: I have to study for an entire midterm in one night.
Guy B: Man, you are lost in the desert.
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Guy A: I finally got that raise, I've been trying to get for about a year.
Guy B: Good job man, The Great Kantou Desert is yours for the taking!
Australia is the only country to go to war against some fucking birds and loose how pathetic is that
Hey guys remember the great emu war?
Random guy: I’d rather kill my self then know how my country lost to some fucking birds
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A group of 3 or more Eastern Asians walking side-by-side at minimal speed down the sidewalk leaving absolutely no space to get around them. Most commonly ocurring at Ivy league schools and cities with high populations of Eastern Asian students.
Professor: "Why were you over 15 minutes late to class today?"
Student: "Well, I would have been on time if it weren't for all those asians paying tribute to the Great Wall of China on the sidewalks."
Professor: "If the mongolians could get past it, so can you"
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The one true love of your life. Called the Great White Buffalo because of it's rarity, elusive status.
Most people go throughout their entire lives without ever encountering a Great White Buffalo.
This is talked about in the 2010 movie "Hot Tub Time Machine"
"You're lucky you found Leslie, some people go through their whole lives and never even see their "Great White Buffalo."
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... goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!
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Another way of saying The Penis
Susie is a whore. She's always riding the Great American Sausage into the sunset
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