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A man that would let the backyardigans toss his shit
Tristen moon fucks cartoons
A criminally long shift lasting from Noon until Midnight or later.
Well, it looks like we’re working Noon to Moon tomorrow!!!!! #NTM
Sex move. Like a Marijuana moon rock, take a dildo and get it wet. Then rool the wet dildo into a pile of powder cocaine. Coating the surface like when weed is coated in keef. Then use as planned.
Dude i pulled the moon rod on my girl then shit got crazy.
The coolest most attractive guy ever.
FUCK YOU WAEL.
your such a matchu moone
A male that a female has no interest in sleeping with, but will keep within her orbit with the vaguest of hints that he might get to smash, someday never.
This male type rotates around her, in the vacuum of friendzone, cold, lifeless, and like a moon, would only be allowed to come closer to her planet on a periodic phase, to keep her happy when she's sad or to go out with her whenever her first choice is unavailable.
Chad/Tyrone never have this problem with her. She drops the panties even before they ask.
"Hey John, why does Erkel keep hanging about Brittany? He knows he's never going to get to smash with her, right?"
"Man, until he learns and breaks orbit with her, he's going to have to be her beta moon."
When you're drunk on a bike and use the moon's light to guide your happy ass home.
Human 1: "That scrape looks bad, what happened?"
Human 2: "Oh, I was just moon lit last night."
A phrase used to describe a odd or weird situation
Person 1: HEY! A cow just walked down the street!
Person 2: OOH YEA! Woow, eggy moon