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A disease that affects the mind, caused by listening to Rebecca Black too much and becoming a fan of her. Similar to Bieber Fever and usually fatal.
Guy 1: I'm in love with Friday! It's such an awesome song!
Guy 2: oh shit, the black plague has infected him. I suppose there's only one way to save him now *cocks shotgun*
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The black plague or black death was a disease epidemic that spread throughout Europe in the mid 14th century. This was mostly due to the bubonic plague. The disease traveled through rat flea bites. Symptoms such as headache, fever, and swelling of lymph nodes were common and sometimes bloody sputum. When the plague was over, 1/3 to 1/2 of the European population was killed. Deaths caused riots, harsher persecution of Jews, and religious fanatics that would go about punishing themselves. The result was a major factor in the beginning of the renaissance.
The most deadly plague in human history is the black plague.
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An emassive black dildo, quite veiny, which is reccommended to use with a large supplement of anal ease. Water-based lubricants are reccommended.
Customer: "My boyfriend is not satisfying me in bed. What would you suggest I buy as a substitute?"
Employee: "Black thunda is one of our best sellers at the moment!"
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notorious youtube phenominon. teaches us about the days of the week. contemplates which seat to take. gets in a car with an underage driver. likes to be fresh, have cereal, make it down to the bus stop.
guy 1: wanna meet on friday, after thursday?
guy 2: dont go all rebecca black on me. I know my days of the week
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The guy from the twilight series by Stephany Meyer who took bella in and unzombified her while that asshole edward was away.
jacob black: oh so il just stop by your crypt after school
ed and bella: ...
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A place where people go to eat seafood, that has a neon sign out front that reads "Red Lobster", which is populated by an inordinant number of African Americans dressed in their finest attire.
"Hmmm, it's Father's Day and I'm in the mood for an Ultimate Feast... let's go to Black Lobster!"
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The single most talented and touching lyrical genius of the 21st century. Successfully touched the hearts of hundreds of thousands of people with her hit single "Friday" in 2011. The music video was shared all across Twitter and even on Comedy Central and Tosh.0; that's just how good it is. Rebecca Black is known very well to have taught teenagers across the globe that not only is Thursday before Friday, but Saturday follows and Sunday comes afterward.
1. "Dude, did you listen to that song, 'Friday'?"
"Yeah, I think that chick was pretty, but I was too busy lolling to tell."
2. "Rebecca Black is a lyrical genius. She taught me 4 days of the week in just one song."
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