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David Kelly

Dr David Christopher Kelly CMG was a scientist, employee of the MoD and UN weapons inspector. Dr Kelly was murdered in 2003 by agents acting on behalf of Tony Bliar.

In 2003 Dr Kelly headed the team which produced a dossier for the Joint Intelligence Committee detailing Iraq's WMD capabilities. It was this dossier on which Prime Minister Tony Bliar based his bizarre insistence to the House of Commons that Iraq posed a threat to the UK. Mr Blair stated that he had concrete evidence that Iraq could have the capability to fire chemical or biological weapons into Britain within 45 minutes of Saddam Hussain giving the order. Mr Blair stated that the information was all contained within Dr Kelly's report but that no-one else could see it as it was classified for reasons of national security.

Incensed by the Prime Minister's gross misrepresentation of his report, Dr Kelly took the extraordinary step of publicly declaring that the report was being misquoted and the British Parliament and public were being mislead.

After making his announcement, Dr Kelly went into hiding, breaking cover only to say that "dark forces are at work" and that he feared for his family.

On the morning of 18th of June 2003 Dr Kelly was found dead.

Fred: The Hutton Inquiry has ruled that David Kelly committed suicide and that he hadn't said the things attributed to him by the media.

Bill: Bloody whitewash.

by Charles K Darwin April 6, 2008

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David Bowie

The greatest, not only rock star, but person in the world ever. The messiah. Has had too many great things associated with him to count. Still great. Everybody likes at least a few of his songs, yet he has many great fans who know his whole discography. He made Labyrinth the greatest movie in the world, with a huge cult following, and altogether, he โ€œwas the nazzโ€, and still is.

LOL69: OMGZZ, I LUV DAVID BOWIE! DO U?
Leigh: He is my favourite artist ever. I have a love of his early discography, mainly his Deram era discography, especially Love You Till Tuesday. With Space Oddity, although the title track is lyrical excellence, my personal preference is Cygnet Committee, with its many roles and personalities portrayed. The dark, twisted nature of The Man Who Sold the World draws me in, with Saviour Machine and Width of a Circle especially leaving me on the edge of my seat...
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However, of all the fantastic songs on Heathen, my favourite song on the album is Slow Burn, with it's powerful vocals and instruments making it stand out and putting it high on my list of favourite Bowie songs. It is followed by Reality, and as it stands, that is the most recent Bowie album...........
Therefore, yeah, I REALY like David Bowie, the beautiful creature.
LOL69: LOLZ. I DINT NO ANY OF DOSE. BUT I SAW LETZ DANZE ON LADY GAGAS PROGRAMME ON CHANL FOR AND THO I DINT LIKE IT, IF SHE SEZ ITZ KWL, IT IZ KWL.
Leigh: You total loser. Go and die in a hole

by LeighYEAHH April 1, 2009

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Edgar Davids

Edgar Davids is the worlds most feared AoE II Player. He can single handedly win a whole Tournament while playing with his feet and his eyes closed.

Every Team Edgar joins will automatically transform into Team Edgar Davids.

"I hope the enemy team won't use Edgar Davids, otherwise it's already gg"

by Bl4ckfl4me April 18, 2022


david hazard

fucking niggers cunt pussy mr martins nigger shed

evan , buddy, niggers doing construction, david hazard

by david hazard October 1, 2013


David Budsky

A codename for weed

You use this to fool anyone who might disapprove of purchasing this plant

The amount you want to buy is in the coded sentence

Hey, let's hang out with David Budsky for TWENTY minutes

Hey, let's go get a SLICE of pizza with David Budsky

by David Budsky's friend June 13, 2006


Daddy David

That Friendly Guy at the Casino who's all about the Tips: first he Tips his hat to you, then he's giving Tips, getting Tips, Tipping your ashtray, getting you Tipsy, finding that word that's just on the Tip of your tongue, helping you after you're Tipsy, and finally Tipping you over into your Lyft or Uber after giving you "Only the Tip".

Slippery Timmy had me at my wits end at the craps table and ready to leave the Casino, and Vegas, until I met Daddy David, then my evening went into overdrive! Without him I would have been down to my last $5, but he saved my night. I still lost that last $5 but Daddy David helped me turn it into $50 Grand and a night on the town for the record books before it was completely gone.

by FunkyTuba February 14, 2021


David King

A man with huugeeeeeeeeeee and i mean colossal butt hair

aT least he's way cooler than Mobin

smarter
funnier
and more handsome

person1: David King has huge butt hair
person2: yeah but that's the only bad thing about him Mobin is much worse
person3: have you seen Mobins man boobs?

by boboisgud June 23, 2021

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