candy lovers club

One of the most exclusive clubs in the world. Defined by its members' elusive qualities and the joy it brings to all who are a part of its existence. It was founded in 1998 by the Doozer, and her best friend Grace Face. Based from America's East Coast, but its members reside far and wide. The real purpose of the club is unknown.

"Candy lovers club members assemble!"

*whispers* "I'm a candy lover."

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dog jumping lover

A stupid American.

Dog Jumping is an outrageous event in the Outdoor Games in which a dog runs along a ramp then jumps into a lake to catch a coloured sponge. The jump is then captured with Matrix-like technology and the distance measured.

George W Bush is a dog jumping lover.

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Lazy Lover

Lazy lovers are men who roll over and make love in bed on their sides, instead of actually getting all the way on top of their lovers.

When it gets to round two or three for the night I turn into a lazy lover.

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oreo lovers

Serious lovers that are 5 years apart but they still enjoy every moment together.

David's cat Victoria gets jealous of Victoria because she wants to be the only pussy in his life.

David and Victoria can get it done in minutes!

They are oreo lovers.

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a Urban Dictionary lover

A person who loves this Awesome site “Urban Dictionary”

Guy1(THE COOL GUY): Im such A urban Dictionary Lover (Guy2: Nice show me it

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nigger lover by proxy

noun. a person who is a nigger lover by proxy is someone who is a nigger lover lover unknowingly, and or not by choice.

Tiffany spent all night sucking Toby’s dick. When Tiffany went straight home and made out with her boyfriend, that made him a nigger lover by proxy.

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Pedo Tranny Lover

A paedaphile who is in love with a transfestite of a young age and makes love to it.

AKA: Jason and Alcia.

<ME> Have u seen Ped (Jason)?
<DAZ> Nah but i spoke to his Tranny (Alicia) on MSN.
<ME> Ok, cya.

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