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When a female “moons” an audience by bending forward and pulling down her pants, skirt, etc. thereby exposing her bare buttocks, but also her vulva.
“Wee you at that crazy-ass party Saturday night?”
“No, but I did gets fantastic moon pie from a car full of sorority girls when I was leaving Pizza City!”
Attacking someone with moonings in a funny way -> mass mooning
We are the mooning gang and you will be group mooning you.
When there is a solar eclipse with the moon, and you are drawn by a force stronger than yourself to smash one out
Damn, I was doing #nofap and then there was an eclipse and before I knew it i was balls deep on myself.. Damn moon jizz
Someone who is sad and thinks of the moon as a symbol to how they feel inside or just feeling rlly sad
Person #1: I’m such a moon cryer I was so badly rejected
Person#2: I feel bad
A male that a female has no interest in sleeping with, but will keep within her orbit with the vaguest of hints that he might get to smash, someday never.
This male type rotates around her, in the vacuum of friendzone, cold, lifeless, and like a moon, would only be allowed to come closer to her planet on a periodic phase, to keep her happy when she's sad or to go out with her whenever her first choice is unavailable.
Chad/Tyrone never have this problem with her. She drops the panties even before they ask.
"Hey John, why does Erkel keep hanging about Brittany? He knows he's never going to get to smash with her, right?"
"Man, until he learns and breaks orbit with her, he's going to have to be her beta moon."
When you're drunk on a bike and use the moon's light to guide your happy ass home.
Human 1: "That scrape looks bad, what happened?"
Human 2: "Oh, I was just moon lit last night."
A phrase used to describe a odd or weird situation
Person 1: HEY! A cow just walked down the street!
Person 2: OOH YEA! Woow, eggy moon