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three sharts to the wind

you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.

Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'

Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.

by <Inset Witty Pseudonym> March 3, 2015


three panty system

When three lesbians have a love triangle. One should be masculine.

Why Diedra and Susan, would you like to have a lesson in the three panty system in my bedroom? - Jill

by Agnes2010Scottiez April 1, 2010


Three Card Charlie

The act of a man placing his penis in a woman's mouth after removing it from their partner's ass, during a sexual encounter involving three persons. Thus, doing ass to mouth with the woman in waiting.

Bob is having anal sex with Jill while her friend Jane is in waiting. Bob then preforms a Three Card Charlie by removing his penis from Jill's ass and placing it into Jane's mouth.

by Milaga November 9, 2008


The Three Friends and Jerry

The Three Friends and Jerry -
Cartoon about a kid Jerry is the new kid in town who does not fit with any of his classmates. This show follows his best attempts to join the 'Three Friends' - Thomas, Eric, and their leader Frank - who do not want him to be part of their group but still let him hang out with them. The friends are often joined by three of their girl classmates: Linda, Mimmi, and Tess.

In the U.S., the show aired from 1998 until 2001 on the Fox Family Channel.in 2005, the show's distributor, HIT Entertainment, partnered to launch the PBS Kids Sprout channel. The Three Friends and Jerry
In Canada, the show aired on YTV

in Australia, it aired on Nickelodeon. It also aired on NCRV in the Netherlands,12

The three friends and jerry

show is like

A kid friendly version of south park,
Expect where kenny McCormick was always being killed off , jerry was always being beat up or punished for something he didn't do.

It use to come on the fox family channel in the late 90s and early 2000s.

by Blu_leef November 30, 2022


Three car rule

The unwritten driving rule that if you're pulling up to a stoplight and right lane is empty, you are not not turning right, and the left lane has less three cars then you move over to the left lane.

This dick in front of me didn't abide by the three car rule, now I'm stuck at the longest light in the city.

by TheDickInFrontOfYou March 12, 2012


nanashi's three sizes

32, 28, and 33 inches, from a relatively small hikikomori.

Charlie: "What are Nanashi's three sizes?"
Scott: "Those are questions that actually matter." sarcasm

by Na_ September 28, 2013


three step shuffling

The three step shuffle: Taking one step forward, and two steps back. A metaphor for when using a pleasure releasing neurotoxic psychoactive (drug ex: meth, coke, ecstasy) that ultimately causes damage to the pleasure receptors and ability to produce pleasure naturally. The user takes a deceptive and temporary shortcut to induce pleasure and highten senses, only to feel and function worse (longterm) then they did before taking the drug. 1 step forward, 2 steps back... The three step shuffle.

" If you keep three step shuffling like this, Your going to fade away before you know it".

by David Erwin September 12, 2011