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biblical age

the combination of your current age and the ages of your living children. This is based on the fact that many biblical characters lived to absurdly large ages, and begat tremendous numbers of children. People often say having children ages one prematurely; this is an way to quantify this.

"My biblical age is 86"
"Wow, you look great for your age!"

by E. Thomas Ologist January 28, 2025


bedtime-vs.-age debacle

Refers to the age-old "cranky conundrum" issue about when children want to go to bed as opposed to when adults wish to do so. Many youngsters detest bedtime and want to delay it as long as possible, whereas grownups often can't wait to "hit da hay", and are also always looking to "catch a few extra winks" whenever possible.

Da whole bedtime-vs.-age debacle equally applies to getting up in the morning, as well --- many kids are totally "rarin' to go" at da crack of dawn, whereas their exhausted parents would happily "sleep till noon" if they had da choice.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018


age check

A different way that you ask for the age of an individual.

“Damn girl u cute asf age check?”
“Thank you sm I’m 17!”
Oh word” *vanishes in thin air*

by BoodyODabloons June 12, 2023

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age restriction

A restriction that prevents people under a certain age from doing something.

An age restriction was set in the household that family members have to be 12 or over to watch a horror film.

by iamnotmyself April 17, 2022


information age of hysteria

a lyric from Green Day's "American Idiot".

"...Information age of hysteria, it's going out to idiot america..."

by EmperorLemon December 28, 2024


Coming of age

The age you have being in Childhood

I have came the Coming of age

by 459395 March 7, 2022

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Yasmin Coredera (of movie "Ice Age")

The Ice Age character who's basically a valley girl. Had a brief fling with Sid T. Sloth.

Sid: YOOOOOOO GUESS WHO I LANDED A DATE WITH

The mammoth dude: NO WAY IS IT Yasmin Coredera (of movie "Ice Age")

SID: YOU EFFIN BET IM TAKING Yasmin Coredera (of movie "Ice Age") TO THE RAINFOREST CAFE
WE'RE GETTING THE LAVACAKES

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024