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a 10th grade English teacher who has a hatred against chickens and other animals with feathers, or anything that breathes (plz do not mistaken for a penis)
"Senōr Burrito was being hateful once again today"
The scrumptious monthly product of a woman’s internal taco shop. Once it has churned out copious amounts of its famous sauce, it is rolled up with absorbent pad and wrapper. This is the lady burrito. Shining it’s majesty atop the trash in the waste bin, it can be confused for those of the Bell or Chipotle variety, early in the morning. But behold, it is neither. It is the lady burrito.
S: Dude, you threw away a Taco Bell burrito?
T: Nah dude, that right there is a glorious lady burrito.
S: Damn.
When you eat a burrito for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but you don’t shit until after you’ve ate dinner.
Carl had the biggest burrito terd after working a long shift on the construction site.
A sleeping bag which has been vomited in. Sleeping in it is optional.
Dude... someone totally barf burritoed that sleeping bag.
When you order an extra burrito from Taco Bell to microwave later.
I got 2 later burritos this time.
A derogatory term used for Mexicans, along with names such as Beaner, Wetback, and Lawnmower Person. They can usually be found under the nearest tree, passed out, burrito in their hands.
“John, have you seen all the Burrito Hippies out behind Bill’s house?”
“Yeah Jamal, there was, like, six of them, just passed out in his backyard! What the hell?”
one who twists burritos at taco bell
I'm a burrito spinner at taco bell