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Cat Tax

To give credit towards Cats on an image board. Typical use on Imgur.

"Cat Tax" (posts an image of a Cat when the subject is not that of a cat)

by Finesir January 28, 2015

114πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Cat Calling

Rude sexual remarks or unwarranted honking of a car made by both men and women to passing people on the street. Usually β€œcat calls” are about a certain feature of a person, or their body as a whole.

β€˜I’d lick you up baby’ - Guy/Girl cat calling an annoyed stranger on the street

β€œUgh, I just got cat called on my way to work” - the person who was yelled at

by AStrangerDefining October 16, 2021

56πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


house cat

There are two kinds of single people, house cats and wildcats. Wildcats go out hunting and hookup with new people. House cats do not hunt, they only hookup with friends or people they already know, similar to a cat staying in the house to be fed .

Eric is such a house cat, he's only able to hookup with girls from work and is not able to get with a girl at a bar.

by wildcat1123 June 16, 2017

67πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Pet the cat

Another name for female masturbation.

I think Betty went home to pet the cat.

by ToeKnee August 25, 2005

37πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


UwU Cat

The uwu cats are gacha heats some of them not gacha but the most is heat they usually have the Bad Boy With them. They like cookies and come in different colors mostly pink.

UwU Cat

by 😞I'm a bitch May 1, 2021

224πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


Ceiling Cat

The feline god of ceiling catism. Known to provide cats (kittehs) all over the universe with comfy couches, houses, domestic servants (known as hoomans) and cheezburgers. Proof of this deity can be found in the lolcat bible. www.lolcatbible.com
The lolcat bible is obviously the divine word of Ceiling Cat as it is written in lolspeak - Ceiling Cat's holy language.
Ceiling Cat also tends to post in the religion and spirituality section of Yahoo Answers, giving advice with scriptural support from the lolcat bible.

Worshipper - I pray to almighty Ceiling Cat that I might have enough to eat.

Ceiling Cat - U can has cheezburger. Srsly. Kthnxbye.

by Moloch horridus October 13, 2009

110πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Potato Cat

A well-drawn cat that can be found almost anywhere. You can find these little critters at your local Aldi, school, movie theatre, etc.

Hey, there's a Potato Cat on the ceiling!

by The Infamous Potato Cat March 19, 2020

20πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž