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Acompletely awesome book written by Wendy Lawton. It's about a girl named Olivia who is in her senior year and completely stressed out. It gets worse when she finds out she has to have volunteer hours in order to be valedictorian. Great book, though the proper grammar can bug the crap out if anybody.
"Changing Faces" is part of "Daughters of the Faith" series.
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When on a two lane highway behind a vehicle that is constantly slowing down and speeding up and therefore making it difficult to over take them, when the opportunity presents itself slam on the accelerator and pass said douchebag, cut back hard into the lane right in front of them and slam on the brakes causing them to roll over you like a Tsunami
This asshole wouldn't let me pass so I got him back with a Tsunami Lane Change
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A statement that a broke or cheap person uses when he or she needs a loan
Yo, bro i just lost a bet. Can I hold some change?
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code word for "taking a shit
Breakfast went right through me and now I have to go change my shoes.
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A herd of Asian Tourists. Normally found at famous world tourism sites
"Oi Billy! What's going on over there?!"
"Tim, it's just a Ching Chang Chong"
"Bwahahahahaha"
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7 mexicans get naked next to each other with one inch floppies, while having excessively bloody diarrhea in one pile and re-enacting 2 girls one cup
mexican avalanche, boston pancake
Me: shit, how crazy was that party last night
you: i was stuck in the middle of a Mexican Oil Change
Me: how'd it taste
you: eat my taint sauce
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When you're engaging in anal sex and over lube an Eastern Europe prostitute causing evacuation of her bowls. Before dumping your load inside her.
I'm taking this one in for a Slovakian Oil Change.
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