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a delicacy excreted from female crabs during spawning, mighty hard to catch but fantastic for puting the ying back into someones yang
Warwick had some crab water and instantly felt full of yang
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a comical way of saying head lice. the opposite of (but still very similar to) pubic lice.
Hey, thanks for letting me borrow your hat. There's only a small problem, though:
you gave me head crabs, ass-fuck!
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a person mainly "woman" with small crab like creatures on her ho ass VJJ. its scientific name is pubic lice.condoms do not protect us dudes from crabs.
Oh my God that Crab Monger Prostitute gave me crabs ,it really ####in hurts.
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A sexual position that involves at least one contortionist, a body harness, rubber sheets, a small farm animal, a blow torch, and a double-headed dildo.
Rebel loved engaging in the Alabama crab dangle with his life partner Forkman.
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A position durring intercourse where by some means the male props up his legs so that his genitalia dangle whilst humping.
So I said "Shut the fuck up before I hit you with the mexican crab dangle bitch!"
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A sexual competition between two or more couples where the couples must race while crab walking and being connected to your partner vaginally or anally.
"Me and Sarah had such a good time on the double date last night!"
"We did too, we will have to do it again sometime and don't expect us to go easy on you in wobbly crab cake."
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When a guy rubs his unwashed, crusty testicle sack on the crack of your anus hole.
Joe: Dude why does my anus smell like fish and have flakes on it?
Guy: Maybe you shouldn't have got a Joes Crab Shack from your uncle mate.
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