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Dick flu - when you’ve had so much dick, you sick.
“Hey, where’s Betty?”
“Yo bro, I laid the pipe all night, so she’s sick with the dick flu.”
An Awful virus in which college kids get super sick after spring break.
I just got back from Panama City Beach and now I’ve got the Florida flu.
The 24 hour condition that occurs after a Detroit Lion’s victory where people call in sick to celebrate the moment.
After the Detroit Lions won the championship, there was a Honolulu Blue Flu outbreak in the metro Detroit area.
The polar opposite to Man Flu (where a man has a slight cold but believes he's dying and can't lift a finger). Mam-Flu describes a mother who is probably suffering with the worst possible flu strain you can get but has to, and does, crack on with everyday chores/work/kids.
I've got mam-flu, but I'll still see you at work after doing the laundry, dropping the kids at breakfast club, nipping past the supermarket and getting the car in for a service.
The type of person that's emerged during the Corona-virus outbreak that would sell their own granny to the feds just to prove they are sticking to the rules while everyone else is blatantly flouting them!
That Mavis is a right flu-gooder she's just phoned 999 because theres 3 teenagers in the park playing football.
shoe flu is a temporary psychological disease when you associate yourself with a particular type of shoe, and getting that pair defines you.
Avril Lavigne had a shoe flu for Converse shoes.