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In Call of Duty during a Team Deathmatch you happen to stumble upon the spawn site, gathering area or random coincidence when there is a large number of enemies from the other team in a pack. This group of enemies is considered to be a Jew nest.
Player 1: Ya I'm going behind the.....HOLY SHIT its a Jew Nest, there everywhere.
Player 2: AAHHHH SHIT, give em hell
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obsessewd with image and myspace, david the jew is often found playing pool, straightening hair, praising GHDs or applying MAC make-up.
Often seen wearing more foundation than his ex-girlfriend (refered to as the Gem-Meister), David the Jew thinks that he is God's gift to Men (the Baz-Meister) and Women.
For some weird reason... people do seem to still like him though.
'You've been straightening your hair for hours... what are you? David the Jew?'
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1. A jewish person of japenese decent. 2. A person of asiatic decent who practices Judisim.
Man look at that fine jew jap, eating that miso soup.
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The Act of cutting or printing out a coupon/promotional code that gives you a discount on an item.
I always like to go Jew Clipping with the Sunday Paper.
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the part of the jew's dick that gets cut off during circumcision.
best when served fried like normal bacon.
julia, jess, and tori ate jew bacon on day 2.
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noun, the result of when a person of the Jewish persuasion gets extremely intoxicated and proceeds to produce a cracken in his or her pants.
Guy - Wow, did you hear about that jew girl?
Guy 2 - You mean the one that got really fucked up and shit her pants?
Guy - Yeah, she had to get stripped down and hosed off.
Guy 2 - What a jew-poo!
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A jew that lives ins someone's oven, often to help them cook. However, the Jew lives in the person's oven because he cannot burn, no matter how hot it gets. It only feels like a sauna to this Jew.
Guy: Hey dude, can you move the turkey to the left?
Fireproof Jew: Sure, no problem!
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