Mega fart

When you stand on your head and wait for the mega fart to rise and then fire it out like the god of war if you poop its a win win

Sorry I'm late i was doing some mega farts

and fb mo mega

i honestly don’t know what it means. some random kid just said it in roblox

Robloxian: Hi
You:Hello
Robloxian: and fb mo mega

You: what does that mean?
Robloxian: pls fb

no mega u

Every dimension collapses into itself and the person who said ur mom "mega" gay or ur dad "mega" lesbian is thrown inside the collapsing dimensions while the person who said no mega u receives a free planet with bitches and cocaine where he does whatever he wants

Someone: "ur mom MEGA gay"
You: "no MEGA u"
*Everything disapears

Mega Dallas Dip

When you take dip (chewing tobacco), push it deep within someone’s WET pussy, take it out after 10 minutes and let it sit in a room temp area for 2 minutes. Then chew it.

McNasty: “I’m trynna get a Sloppy Dallas”
Soup: “you should Get a girl to give you a sloppy Dallas with mega Dallas dip”
Doo: “isn’t that called a mega sloppy Dallas?”
Soup: “shut up, that’s why your moms a sloppy hoe”

Mega Goon Licking

Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause

Gavin was mega goon licking and he died.

mega bitch

ainsley

"why are you talking to that mega bitch?"

all out mega dweeb

Someone who spends all their time on an xbox 360, hence giving them over 20,000 Gamerscore.

"Oh my god! That guy has 2085 G!"
"He's just an all out mega dweeb"