muff cannon

Squirting

She's for a great Muff Cannon

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Muff bombing

When you take a poop on a hairy vagina.

“I think I got a UTI from this dude after he started muff bombing me last night.”

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Muff-hugga

Muh/fuh/gah/ noun. 1. One who "hugs" "muff".
2. (crude) variant of "Mother fucker"

1. I'm the muff-hugga who's dating his ex girlfriend.

2. You're a STUPID muff-hugga aint cha?

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muff-caking

When spending lots of time with your girlfriend because she is your only ride or transportation.

Person 1: "Hey john how you getting a ride to the game?"
John: "Im muff-caking it"
Person 1: "shoots"

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muff putt

The action of kicking a female in the nether regions.

That bitch totally cut me off! She deserves a good muff putt.

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thunder muff

When you pull a girl's panties down and there's an explosion of pubic hair due to complete lack of grooming

When I pulled down her panties her thunder muff looked like my moms hair from the 80s.

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Muff Rubber

Some One Who Likes Rubbing Muff I.E Me A Lesbian ...

" Dont Call Her A Dyke Its A Horrible Word How About Saying Muff Rubber Instead? " My Mum To My Sister

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