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(prop n.) 1. A resident of New York. 2. Someone who can speak Profanese. 3. A damned ornery person. 4. Someone who can't pronounce the name of their own state.
"Hey, where are you from?" "I'm from New Yawk." "Where?" "FOGEDDABODDIT!"
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City in Westchester county outside of New York City. Wrongly assumed to be ghetto by the more "upper class" towns of westchester like it's neighbor scarsdale. New Rochelle does have a run down and dangerous area in the downtown past the New Roc movie theater complex. Yet there is a very nice area of New Rochelle by the water and also by Wykagil. People always refer to this wealthier area as North End which is the home of alot of jews. North Enders often don't even venture into downtown New Ro and have never even heard of places like Lincoln park and Trinity school. You can usually tell the north enders from the rest of them by what middle school a kid went to. Albert Leonard is nicer and while diverse its in the north end. Isaac Young is run down and there are never more then 5 white kids in a class. New Ro actually has an excellent high school that looks like a castle, has two lakes, a brand new wing and a diverse student population. There are hispanics, definatly gangster kids (which explains the stabbing of 08)YES STABBING but there are a surprising amount of JAPs too. They party every night but manage to keep up with their AP classes. New Ro also has the best football team around making it all the way to the state championships in 09. NRHS football fully enjoys crushing the Scarsdale football team every chance they get.
Northender: Urghh don't you remember when the computers in the library stopped working at Albert Leonard??
Northender: OMG yeah that was rly annoying!
Southender: what the fuck yo computers? howd u get that shit at isaac we didn't even have a library we didn't have no textbooks yo all we had was dem mice
LETS GO NEW RO! aka New Rochelle
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People who want to be a goth/mosher/emo etc. but try too hard by doing things without knowing what they are. They only do them because other people do.
Person: Wow! Nice skateboard! What tricks can you do?
New breed: Erm... I can't skate..
Person: Why have you got it with you then?
New breed:Cause it looks cool.
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Joe: Obama is a socialist and fascist!!
Mama: Shut up you idiot, what are you Fox News
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News made by Republican retards for Republican retards. I'm Republican, and I hate liberal bitches as much as anyone but this is absurd and it's NOT news. News is supposed to be objective NOT fair and balanced. Even if it was supposed to be fair an balanced Fox News couldn't even live up to it's own motto because although other news networks are obviously liberal they conceal their opinions as good reporters should. Fox News is blatantly conservative and rather than keep it on the down low they boast it.
It's ironic that you would call CNN the Communist News Network because Fox News only shows the news that is good for Republicans ie good for the counrty. China does the same thing with all their stations. Fox News is truly for COMMIES. If you were a REAL AMERICAN who believed in FREEDOM of speech you wouldn't subject yourself to such censorship. IF YOU LOVE COMMIES SO MUCH FUCKING MOVE TO CHINA AND TAKE FOX NEWS WITH YOU!
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Located in the Hudson Valley of New York. Colorful, mountainous utopia of hippies, D1 ruggers, and an exceptionally good-looking university soccer team. The town that inspired Bob Dylan to pen "All Along the Watchtower" and Paul Simon's " Killer goes to College". People play bongos at 4 am and the geese have phallus-shaped heads. There are an array of quaint boutiques and ethnic eateries in the downtown area.
New Paltz is the Poor Man's Greenwich Village.
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The best state in the U.S. Even though most people hate on N.J., it has the best corn and tomatoes, among other things. New Jersey is also famous for Bon Jovi, Redman, Queen Latifah, Naughty By Nature, Bruce Springstein, and many others.
Place where are all of the major casinos are located on the East Coast.
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