Plan C

Incase plan A and B don't work you can use Plan C! All you need is a Blowtorch, Bucket, and a rat.

Last night I didn't pull out so I made my girlfriend do Plan C

planning a premie

Marrying a person because of an unplanned pregnancy that the couple chooses to keep clandestine -- a miracle (yet unusually big) premature birth to be celebrated seven months later.

Wedding guest #1: "Can you believe that Gina is marrying that loser? They have nothing in common!"

Wedding guest #2: "Shhh ... word is that they're planning a premie right away!"

A Mans Meal Plan

Single- find a kitchen fully stocked including a woman

Married- whys your woman not in the kitchen?

A Mans Meal Plan
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans

Plan WreckyWecky

Where you sit in the most random location with LMGs and wait for the enemies, killing them all or most. Similar to Plan Woogabug.

"Sit here and wait."

"Why?"

"We doing Plan WreckyWecky."

Plan A

The slogan for commitment. The first and only plan that makes Plan B obsolete. A do or die type of mindset and lifestyle.

No such thing as Plan B, I'm following Plan A till I make it.

Definitive Exit Plan

Creating a new word on Urban Dictionary that encourages interaction with the natural world and offers an easy off-ramp from UrbanFictionary.com and the internet in general.

Donaldo could feel he was being sucked into another UrbanFictionary doomscrooling session and preemptively created a new word to establish his Definitive Exit Plan from the internet and return to his natural wilderness habitat.

Plan D&C

Dilation and curettage (D&C), a surgical abortion procedure, is the last chance to keep the little bastards out when Plan B (levonorgestrel, a morning-after pill for birth control) isn't enough and has already been tried.

Already tried Plan B? Then you'd better have a Plan D&C!