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The small amount of shit that comes out when you shart, but not fully. A small shart.
I didn’t shit my pants, it was just a micro shart.
When you trust the massive fart in the bath tub and instead you shit yourself, causing a bathtub full of shit water.
"Damn bro I just had a massive bath shart in your bath."
"Get the fuck out."
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When you think you have to take a large dump, but it comes out in little pieces one at a time.
I though I had to take a huge dump, turns out it was ala shart
The sudden burst of a period blood bubble that Yeets itself out of the female vagina and travels through both cracks.
Jennifer left remnants of her cooter shart all over the seat of my car.
You better un shart that sharted shart that you sharted with your dirty sharter.
Le shart also known as el shart,or the infamous le shart robards,happens when one useless piece of OXYGEN..Laughs so uncontrollably hard that a little brown boy pops or ''poops'' out..usually followed by little songs..
Robards laughed so much that pre gas (ch4) .. was released into the air and le shart shorty followed as he could not stop laughing that WASTE OF OXYGEN
When the little brown boy popped out he sang marvin gaye's
The world is just a great big onion
& pain & fear are the spices that make you cry
Oh, & the only way to get rid of this great big onion
Is to plant love seeds until it dies, uh huh
Hey world! We got a great big job to do
Yeah, we need you
& everybody who loves truth
Don't you know we've got to clean up this place
& reach far high & oh yeah
Yes we do
We gotta be headstrong about rightin' the wrong
& make a mountain of happy souls, oh,Oh
The world is just a great big onion
& I don't care, it's the face people like to wear
Yes it is now
& the only way to get rid of this great big onion
Tell about it, baby!
So come on, let's knock on every door
Tell them love is the answer
Whether they're rich or poor, oh yeah
For we don't care what you do
How you look, or your status claim, baby
No no, because brothers & sisters
From now on, is gonna be everyone's name, oh oh
& pain & fear are the spices that make you cry
Yes it is
Is to plant love seeds
Now everybody, got to plant love seeds
Until it dies
The world is just a great big onion
When you eat a literal shit load of gravy. Usually biscuits and gravy but this will cause extreme stomach pains along with burning butthole muscles because of the stress of the butthole widening to release all of that shit that you ate.
#RIP butthole
Death by gravy shart