Smack book

1. A guestbook signed generally by the insane
2. a guestbook which is used as a forum

Sign the smack book you slag

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second hand smack

1. When you bitch smack someone twice. Right then left, left then right, or twice with the same hand.

2. Dope that has been stepped on

1. I am about second hand smack that guy over there talking to my ex.

2. How many hands has this second hand smack been passed through?

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smack my derb

to smack the person,in the head, who is giving you a blowjob or head. Also, it can be refering to the song by the trance artist, Alpha Twins.

a girl is giving a guy derb, a blowjob, and the guy slaps her or hits her in the head while she still gives him a bj. which that is smack my derb.

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bone smack the queef

Slang; used to be a meme in which you misspelled boń apitite. Yet, this in my opinion this is the best one.

Makenzi: *posts bone smack the queef on a tweet caption to be funny*

Maggi: Wow, that meme has been dead for years.

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smack dat cheese

If you really really wanna be where it's AT, you gotta smack dat cheese.

that bitch smack dat cheese like a honky tonk princess

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Smack My Hams

A term derived from the show "Adventure Time", meaning you will smack someone's butt.

- "Dude, Jenny is such a whore."
- "I know, I'd let her smack my hams."

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cooftie smack

Cooftie Smack- When you backhand someone very hard in the face and act cocky about it.

I cooftie smacked that bitch because she didn't give me a refund

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