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Something so ridiculous that you can't even call it bullshit
This is unicorn shit!
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Holding out for the perfect someone or something while citing ever more elusive criterion and reasons.
Jill’s still single because she’s hunting unicorns.
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A person overcome by hormonal rage.
Jason: "That Bill guy is really being a flannel unicorn today."
Mike: "Yeah, I think his fiancee's really been twisting his nuts lately."
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Share ride, is getting a short trip but get paid way more than what it should be
I accepted this ride to downtown. Drove 15 miles got paid 102.20 dlls, it ended up being a unicorn ride
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He thinks he is taller than mia he has pocket knifes he thinks if he gives one of his pocket knifes to some one he is cheating on it he is a white boy
Unicorn butt likes pocket knifes.
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When two guys are having sex and the one behind is big enough to that it fills the second penis up thus making it erect
Was hanging out with my buds and one of them gave me my first "Stuffed Unicorn"
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