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A handjob for beginners. Hold hands with your partner and begin the handjob with the male guiding at first to ensure pleasure and education.
Mary gave Joseph a training wheels handjob last night.
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Something you just can't believe.
You're not gonna believe this... it's a One-Wheeled Haystack!
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An undesirable suspension characteristic in which alternating drive wheels move up and down so violently that the wheels actually leave the ground.
Yo dawg, that willy wheel hop looked like Shaniquas booty dance. Bed looked like it was gunna fall off!
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Vagina lips that you can see through the panties, that look like a rut from a wagon wheel in the mud.
"Dude, look at that little whores wagon wheel rut, I'd love to stick my finger(s) in there and then pull it out and sniff them(alot).
We drank toddies all day and then that hoe took off her pants and you could see her wagon wheel rut.
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This is an act for a very sensual night. It is very important before you engage in this sexual act that you stretch thoroughly, especially in the groin area. First you strip down fully naked besides your socks. Socks are the key to perfect the big wheel rider. You first insert the man's penis into the woman's vagina. Next step: The woman does a cartwheel while the penis is still inserted inside the woman's vagina. However many cartwheels is totally acceptable. When the man ejaculates, keep on continuing in the sexual manner of the big wheel rider. It is considered the Big Wheel Rider In A Snowstorm when that happens. Works well with a woman who participates in gymnastics and a man who drinks a lot of fucking booze.
That bitch knows how to perform the big wheel rider... VERY NICE HIGH FIVE!
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A gang of girls that all graduated from the elite School of Awesomeness.
Chances are you will never be able to be in this elite group, because you most likely barely graduated from the School of Mediocre.
The Big Wheel Bitches are so freakin' awesome, you wish you could be one, but most likely you can't and never will be.
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After finishing in the wheelbarrel position, begin to run straight towards a wall, resulting in your partner ramming her head into the wall, ensuring a clean get away.
"What happened to my sisters head?"
"Oh, she seemed clingy so i got her with the Redneck Wheel Barrel."
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