Tits on a Fish

Something that is essentially useless and serves no real purpose, though it initially might appear to the contrary.

Democrat: Well aren't you glad Barack Obama is president now, and we can all bask in the hope and change?

Redneck: Aw, hell, that old boy's about as good as tits on a fish.

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Tits Blazin'

A close cousin to the term "guns blazin'" but for chicks. It is used to describe any females who wear low cut shirts that show off a lot of cleavage.

Did you see Kathy? She really came to work today with "tits blazin'"

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shit tits

1. a. An exclamatory phrase conveying sentiments of astonishment, surprise, anger, annoyance, bewilderment or other general feelings of shock. Should be spoken with great emphasis.

Not directly related to the act of smearing shit on or having shit smeared on the tits, but rather the emotions equivalent to the feeling of shock upon realizing shit is on the tits.

1 b. Something bad.

2. Alternatively equivalent to the feeling of great release after shitting on someone's tits.

3. Related to the idea that someone has knows nothing about something.

1. a. "Ohhhhh Shit tits, I shouldn't have done that last night, I don't think I had a condom."

1. b. "OH Shit tits! My paper was due this morning!"

2. "Shit tits!"

3. "you don't know shit tits about that"

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circus tits

Excessively large, generally fake, breasts. Common in porn.

Jesse Jane's circus tits just don't do it for me.

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squid tits

Saggy, flat jelly tits that often lie flat against the chest, resembling dead squid.

Jarvis was hittin' her from behind, but started laughing when he reached around and got a handful of clammy squid tits.

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Ant tits

Slang for goose bumps; reflex erection of hairs of the skin in response to cold or emotional stress or skin irritation.

That song was fantastic - I've got ant tits all over!
The scary movie gave me ant tits

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In tit mate

Over pronounciation of Innit mate Used when strongly agreeing with what is said. Positve body action are often used to emphasise one's similar opinion.

It originated when innit mate just didn't express the feeling.

Daryl: You know Jayne?
Joe: Yeah?
Daryl: She's perfect
Joe: IN TIT MATE! (Begins imitating sex with cusion)

Tom: I think i have discovered the meaning of life!
Rob: Yeah but, wouldn't you rather order pizza?
Tom: In tit mate! (flails arms with joy)

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