Fromunda cheese

(n,adj.,prep.) Chunky, thick, mal-odorous, peanutbutter like substance eminating "from under" the coin purse. Due to lack of personal hygiene. Ori: "from under" the scrotum

Guy 1: What is the flavor in this sandwich...is that the tangy zip of miracle whip?

Guy 2: Nah it's fromunda cheese!

Guy 1: Is that the fancy stuff from France?

Guy 2: I'm sure it's available in France.

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cheese paper

The wax paper that cheeseburgers come in. Called so from the cheese remnants stuck to the paper. Often a delicacy.

Dude, you going to eat your cheese paper?

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Steak and Cheese

When a man takes a dump on a woman's cleavage and then cums on it.

Hey babey want a streak and cheese for the road?

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Nigger Cheese

A racist synonym for the cheese available to families on welfare.

Tamika's family subsisted soley on nigger cheese for years.

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Sneaky Cheese

A cheese burger purchased from a fast food outlet whilst a parent or guardian isn't aware. Generally on the way home from the bar.

'Oh man i'm starving, i'm going to grab myself a sneaky cheese'

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butt cheese

The accumulation of feces, toilet paper, lint, and other detritus in the area between the buttocks. With time and mechanical action, assuming the appropriate binding elements are present, butt cheese takes a granular form which is known as dingleberries. Uncontrolled, butt cheese can progress beyond dingleberries to dinglebombs or in the vernacular "butt grapes"

"I need to go re-wipe, or my butt cheese will be a nice crop of dingleberries by supper"

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cheese baby

noun. describes the result when a large volume of melted cheese is consumed (eg: at a fondue party) before being washed down with cold lager, causing the cheese to solidify into a hard mass inside the host's stomach.

Mrs shovelbottom, we have diagnosed the problem; you have a cheese baby, or 'infantia casues' as it is known in medical circles

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