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An Obama Appreciation band, set up for the God of everything. He IS in fact the chocolate man from the Lynx ad. Formed by Jazz, Enud and Anne Frank, the three are usually called by Doesn't It The Matter, or The Shaky Surgeons. Often mistaken for Starsky, Hutch and the missing Cowboy from The Village People
Tabloid headings:
"Doesn't It goes political"
"Doesn't It says time for change!"
Guy#1: Have you listened to Groove Obama?
Guy#2: Did you mean Groove Armada?
Guy#1: No
Guy#2: Oh... Eh, go wan so la
Guy#1: That's the job
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bro obama gaming is funnier than engineer gaming
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Once one puts on Obama goggles, everything bad that occurs in the physical universe appears to be somehow be caused by the Obama administration. Put on your Obama goggles: If there is a snowstorm that causes a deadly car accident, it's Obama's fault. If a butterfly flaps it's wings thousands of miles away and causes a tornado, it's Obama's fault. If you're feeling constipated, it's Obama's fault.
My crazy conservative uncle has his Obama goggles on again. He's pissed Phil Robertson got fired from Duck Dynasty and he is blaming Obama. I hate when he gets like this.
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The Obama era from 2009 to 2017 and a lot of questionable activities and events happened between those years. These events included Operation Fast and Furious, Obamacare, WikiLeaks and much more.
The Obama Years are the most outrageous and disgusting events in American history.
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God in human form. Most likely a descendant of Morgan Freeman.
Barack Obama is our lord and savior.
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The perfect pregame drink: grab a pint glass, fill it halfway with Keystone Light. Obtain a bottle of Root Beer Schnapps, pour a couple splahes in the half glass of Keystone Light. Bomb a few and you'll be as eloquent as Obama, bitches will be DTF.
"I had 5 Obama Bombs before I went out and it took me 5 minutes before I was fucking this girl"
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taking the easy way out/ doing somthing half ass
Raking the levees in your yard into piles but not picking them up to they eventually blow all over the yard again is an example of an obama effort
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