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A discreet way to talk about having sex.
"I've been trading Pokemon cards wit Luke all week long now!"-Lauren
from an episode of The Golden Girls:
Blanche and Dorothy are discussing Blanche's birthday gift to Rose: a detective to follow around Rose's boyfriend
Blanche: Well I can't take it back, I paid in advance
Dorothy: Can't you get a refund?
Blanche: Well no I paid with nature's credit card
Dorothy: You never leave home without it.
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Any unskilled worker laboring to pay off huge debts.
Low income individuals can be quite optimistic about the future when using plastic instead of cash to make purchases. But if, for some reason, they suffer a financial setback, that little piece of plastic may turn them into credit card coolies.
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When the only contact you have with someone is at Christmas, or another time of year when you send or receive cards.
Person 1: Hey John sent me a Christmas card
Person 2: What ever happened to him?
Person 1: I don't know i haven't heard from him since last time he sent me a card.
Person 2: Down to Christmas card terms then.
It is the physical embodiment of "no u". Comes in four colors, red, blue, green and yellow. There have been different styles with different itterations of the game. It is popular to use after someone calls you a fag or retarded, hold it up and say "No, you".
Jay: Kill yourself
Troy: *Holds UNO reverse card* No, you
Jay: Cries
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When an ethnic minority accuses another person (usually white) of being discriminatory against their race in an attempt to be immune to criticism.
Larry: Can you just go away, Jerry? Every time I try and do something fun, you come along and screw it up.
Jerry: SHUT UP YOU RACIST!
Larry How am I a racist? I don't hate your race, I hate YOU. There's a difference, you know. Way to pull the race card, asshole.
Jerry: RACIST! HEY EVERYONE LOOK THIS GUY'S A RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! *runs away*
Larry: *sigh*
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A requirement to be accepted as a respectable member of the female community. Can and should be revoked by other respectable females for doing non -respectable female things.
She wouldn't get one vote if she wast using the woman card.
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