Friend ho

An individual who friend requests anyone and everyone on Facebook, MySpace or any other online social networking site for no other reason than to have a huge friends list.

"Every time I log onto Facebook, I got another person I don't know friend requesting me. I'm so sick of these friend hos".

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Gremlin Friend

A Gremlin Friend is that one friend we all have who hates the sunlight, has terrible mental health, and has no idea what a sleep schedule is. But they’re also lowkey cute and you want to hug them.

I think I’m the Gremlin Friend.

That’s because you are.

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fake friend

Someone who only acts as your friend when they require a service from you.

“Gee Kevin, I could really use a ride to Futureshop today” – Politis

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conditional friend

Your friend only for as long as they get pleasure or gain something from the friendship; only as long as it does not cost too much.

When a friend is down, I help him out. But when his life falls into place and mine isn't going so well, where is he to be found? That's a conditional friend.

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Anyway friend

The one person in your life who, no matter what they say or do, no matter what they’ve been through with you, they love you anyway

Sam: "I will love you anyway. No matter what happens...I am your anyway friend"

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Sister friend

A friend who is like a sister.

I love how my sister friend is supportive.

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friend of dorothy

A homosexual male, often very flamboyant. Derived from the friends of Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz.

Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy.
Cher, Dionne: What?
Murray: He's a disco dancin', Oscar Wilde readin', Streisand ticket holdin' friend of Dorothy, know what I'm sayin'?

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