Urkel my wife

The expression "well blow me down" for people under the age of 60

The Jaguars won the Super Bowl!!!
Well Urkel my wife!!!

Second wife energy

You know it when you see one. She has no problem going after a married man and has many of the following: A kardashian sounding voice, Botox, lip injections, often blonde hair, expensive workout gear, fake tits, overconfidence and a readiness to swoop in when things are rocky

Oof- did you see that girl ‘hiking’ with a full face of makeup and her hair done in her pink sports bra and breast implants? MAJOR SWE—second wife energy

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Where is my wife!?

A phrase typically exclaimed by a single eccentric male in sorrow or madness when in search of their female partner, with little success being granted.

Ayoon: Where is my wife!?
Hibab: idk fam
Ayoon: I swear down, I need to find my wife! Where is she!?

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Participation Trophy Wife

A woman who is not especially attractive or accomplished or motivated, however, she feels she should have a husband who takes care of her, even though she does not contribute anything to the marriage. This feeling is based on an overwhelming sense of entitlement which has been instilled in her since birth by years participation awards and celebrations of mediocrity. More often present in millennials.

She can't cook, refuses to clean, and does not want to work to support the home; I don't know how, but he ended up with a participation trophy wife

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Wife led marriage

A marriage where the female is the dominant partner.The husband is expected to do household chores as directed. Punishments are usually of a non sexual nature, such as written lines or corner time.

I am in a wife led marriage.

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dons wife

A wonderful woman. The type of person you see once and know its your soulmate.

I saw Dons wife, and now I want to leave my family for her. She is better than my skank.

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ugly wife syndrome

1.A wife that was really hot when you married her,but 15 years later,she had beome a fat ugly useless lazy good for nothing,unable to drive,sexually repulsive bitch.
2.The exact opposite of a trophy wife.

Dude your wife has really let herself go.Seems to me she has Ugly Wife Syndrome.

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