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A way of expressing love between two people involving hitting/slapping/pushing of each other.
This method of love expression is predominant between males.
A/N: 'One Touch Love' was popularized by the Jaemin couple of DBSK.
Jaejoong: Ow Changmin, why did you hit me?
Changmin: Hyung, I'm just showing you some 'One Touch Love'.
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something you say to someone when they need to come back down to earth. some similar sayings are come back down to earth , go outside , etc.
Mark: My life is so hard
Juby: Sir please go and touch some grass
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A symptom exhibited by an individual who has the appearance of partial Down Syndrome but does not appear to have any of the characteristics.
Hector (whispers to his friend, Paul, referring to passerby): Damn! Check out that fucked up dude with the fivehead.
Paul: Man that's fucked up. He probably got a "touch o' downs".
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A term used when you think someone is fucking with you, or if you feel people are spinning there wheels getting nothing done. kind of like," ok, your touching my dick, and i'm touching your dick " nothing is happening when a person is trying to make it look like there is.
Man: instead of standing here playing double dick touch, can you get the manager so we can settle this.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.
Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.
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An unisex term that is used when something really turns you on. Makes a male's penis jump and a female's pussy tingle and jingle.
Chocolate covered nipples!! Ohh my gawd!! That was a touch dick moment.
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Touch Me Here is a game with two players, namely a couple. The rules are simple: person one is allowed to touch person two anywhere at all on their body for a short amount of time -- and they don't always have to touch with their hands. Then, person two touches person one any way that they like in return.
The players can of course set limits for how far they want to go when playing.
It's a very simple game, as you can see.
Person One: Want to play Touch Me Here?
Person Two: Sure! How do you play?
Person One: I touch you anywhere I want then you touch me anywhere you want.
Person Two: That sounds fun.
The ritual performed by human males before leaving the house/apartment/room/living space. The 3 tap touch is typically used to check for the presence of phone, keys, and wallet and is usually done by touching the front right, front left, and then back right pocket in succession to ensure said items are still in your damn pants.
He did the 3 tap touch before heading off to the gym.
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