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Is a bittersweet beverage that a woman can make for her lover. During her "special time", she can treat her partner by reclining on her back with ass held high, and proceed to belch blood out of her vagina so that it starts pooling up on the rim of her asshole. The last step to finish the tasty delight, is for her to piss onto her butthole to finish the recipe. The partner may add a small umbrella if they wish to set the mood. Cultured people tend to stir the drink for better consistency, and occasionally add semen to add some tang to the taste.
After forcing Jerry to watch all of MTV's Slamhouse Summer Special, Beth wanted to console him with his favorite drink, the Twisted Tequila Sunrise.
When someone refers themselves to being so fucking twisted it means they're absolutely fucking flying. Which is also known as being severely under the influence of drugs. In other words you're very fucking high. Normally this happens after the exhale of a fat pipe of top quality crack cocaine.
Nothing comes close to the feeling of being in the complete state of pure euphoric bliss when exhaling a pipe of crack.
Which is also known as the term "Crackgasm".
This is as close as you're getting to an orgasm, without the pissing about and wasting your valuable time of any sexual activities.
Time is money, stop wasting it.
Smoke a pipe for complete and utter satisfaction!
Now let's play a game of "Pass the crack pipe!"
The aim of the game is to get as twisted as you can. Achieving that, you win the game.
Jay goes first.
Her: "Can I make a pipe please Jamie? Sure you don't mind?"
Him: "Yeah 'course man, you don't need to ask. Just help yourself. I love seeing you so twisted, G."
The act of cumming in someones canalis analis before unloading a fat ass fart
I gave this bitch a twisted milkshake
The twisted flip is a body varial in the opposite direction to the spin of the board.
twisted-flip: a varial heelflip or varial kickflip
The act of double fisting Twisted Teas.
Yooo this dude double twisting rn
The act of getting your meat retwisted
Yooo I just got a Meat Twist yesterday
When your abortion fails, resulting to your dick having a natural twisted shape
Sam Barret: OMG DUDE.
Adrian: Whats the deelio dude?
Sam Barret: I Just found out i have a twisted rolly!
Adrian: OMG can i see it???
Sam Barret: Sure Adrian dude. Take your time, have fun with it
Adrian: Can i put it in my tight little bumhole?
Sam Barret: have fun with it. Just dont give me a poop noodle
Adrian:OOOH best thing eveeeeer?