Random
Source Code

I-can't-believe-it's-not-twitter

Any one of the multitude of twitter-clones that pop up trying to make a quick buck as a networking site blatantly ripping-off twitter.

Person 1: Dude, sign up to twoggle! It will revolutionize the way you socialize! Haha, that rhymes hurrdurrdehurr...

Person 2: Man, how many times do have to tell you!? I don't partake in that I-can't-believe-it's-not-twitter faggotry no more.

by achey breaky shart June 16, 2009

3👍 1👎


Blue-Haired Twitter Millennial

Fat, Blue-Haired Feminists who make the worst opinions of man kind, Are always rude to a selective type of person, ( Usually Men) And ruin any kind of mood-set for anyone, because of their bullshit accusations or comforting skills. They try repeatedly to put their own indifferences in things, but it never ends well.

Here Comes the Blue-Haired Twitter Millennials trying to make "Kill all Men" real

by nhjjooj February 9, 2022

4👍 30👎


Twitter Plays Snake

an extremely weird ass community for a twitter bot made to play the snake game where everyone is making strategies and naming a fucking virtual snake oh my fucking god go get a fucking life and do something useful instead of complaining about people killing your cummulus of pixels

person1: hey do you know Twitter Plays Snake-
person2: OH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP IM GONNA BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU WITH A STICK OF RAM

by napstaa967 January 11, 2021

1👍 8👎


stan twitter’s white boy of the month

stan twitter’s white boy of the month is when stan twitter crowns a skinny, attractive white boy as their king to obsess over for a month only then to drop him the next month when a new one rises (usually has brown curly hair with a few exceptions*)

*Ross Lynch for the month of December (he didn’t know what it meant and was going to google it so I defined it for him, you’re welcome Ross)

Person 1: who was stan twitter’s white boy of the month for september?
Person 2: I think it was Cody Fern from AHS: Apocalypse

by illumithottie December 5, 2018

56👍 7👎


obsessive twitter disorder (OTD)

Someone who can't stop tweeting; will stop eating, all normal daily functions just to sit on Twitter all day and tweet, retweet, mention and fave. Also overuses and/or misuses hashtags.

"You're jammin up the feed with your OTD!"
* obsessive twitter disorder (OTD)

by CairennRhys July 17, 2014

1👍 1👎


Number 1 rule of twitter

No matter what the subject is-you should argue with anyone who has a big follower count unless you want to be jumped by their followers.

“Dude you should probably not argue with that guy he has a lot of followers
- but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter dude”

by Handle_𝔦𝔱 November 13, 2020

1👍 1👎


14 year old twitter girl

A 14 year old twitter girl is a fatherless girl who claims to have 5 mental illnesses and is pan sexual and non binary and thinks terms such as “hog rider” are offensive without a knowledge of the meaning of said term. the twitter girl also usually has hair the resembles a blue raspberry icee in the shape of a dog turd

Shut up your a 14 year old twitter girl cereal is a soup you piece of shit

by I love your mom she is so fuct July 7, 2022

14👍 6👎