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Today, my girlfriend Uber stank'd our Uber. It stank so bad, the driver threatened to kick us out. She blamed it on me and called me a pig. Then, she ripped another one, and he actually did kick us out.
When a self-driving car kills you.
Check for driving cars before you cross the stre -- OMG!!! Joey! Joey just got ubered!!!
Take's a Uber from Newark and to the Poconos and pays 83 dollars for it
Dumb Uber kid
To repeat menial tasks over and over to avoid actual work.
Dude that new guy is such an Uber.
He has been ubering all day.
When will they stop ubering and actually handle their responsibilities.
A car service that is a lot better than a taxi cab. Drivers always have nice cars and the company will always make sure that you don't get fucked over. You download the app on your phone which you create an account that will have your debit card stored in. They just can't wait at the airport.
I took Uber to work while my car was in the shop.
A company connecting car drivers with passengers.
Passengers love Uber for its unbeatably cheap price to move from A to B.
Drivers hate Uber for the same reason.
A: I'd like to go home now.
B: I'll get you a Uber, it's safe and cheap.
C: Ok.
were going to have our own language that's Uber secret only we could de-code..
or never see childhood friends who know friends that damn long as I do too. Like amish paradise is to gangsters paradise, and coinsidentely Weird Al's Neice's! hehe, Thank you Karen! bilingual in many languages karen typical old ass mobster scene in North America's mobster movies, ya know the jane's the johns is to the jeffs and jessicas or the steve's and debi's
I'm uber funny
were going to have our own language that's Uber secret only we could de-code..