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ur mum gay

The most epic comeback ever. All 12 yr olds and 9 yr olds favourite. If someone says ur mum gay in an agreement you have lost. DO NOT TRY TO FIGHT ANYONE THAT SAYS THIS BECAUSE THEY ARE ATLEAST 6FT AND MASTERS AND GAYKWANDO. YOU WILL GET BEAT UP.

hey bro i heard u smashed my girl
ur mum gay
HOLY SHIT CALM DOWN BRO WE KNOW UR BIG

thats right
I'LL BACK OFF
I'll 1v1 u in fortnite
NO U DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT
yes I did
UR TOO SAVAGE I WIll BACK OFF, YOU CAN SMASH MY GIRL ANYTIME

by AttRAcTivENeighBOurHoOdStD April 21, 2020

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Ur-Banned Dictionary

Another nickname for this site. This is typically used because alot of the definitions contained are extremely vulgar or profane, therefore they would be banned in a normal dictionary.

It is also an exaggerated form of this site's name because many definitions are rejected, which is also related to bans if continuous spams are sent.

Sometimes this term can be used for the amount of bans everyday, ranging from people who are unoriginal with definitions, to inside jokes.

I was on Ur-Banned Dictionary today, turns out I got an IP-ban for writing a fucking article on how I consume Cyanide Pills on a daily basis.

Ur-Banned Dictionary is shit. My definitions keep getting rejected because the judges think they're stupid and that I should get a disease also reffered to as a crab of the constellations that will never stop growing until a cure is found.

by KobeIsHere February 28, 2017

16πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Deek ur scone

To see one's face at a later date.

'Awrite gudgie coff, u know yersel. Deek ur scone, min'

by laura456456 August 28, 2008

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Ur sister a mister

Only use this phrase if you are prepared for the consequences. This phrase is the offspring of β€œur mom gay” and β€œur daddy lesbian,” and the breeder of it was Satan himself. It is the worst thing that you can say to someone. If the arguments gets to β€œur grandpap a trap” and it’s your turn, chain yourself down before you use this. It’s deadly.

Steve: ur mom gay lol
John: no u
Steve: ur dad lesbian
John: ur granny tranny
Steve: ur grandpap a trap, ha, no coming back from that!
John: *chains himself down while fire sprouts from every hole of his body*
UR SISTER A MISTER!!!!!!!
Steve: *explodes into atom size pieces that are on fire as Satan pulls his soul down past hell to the unknown
God: *tears pour down his face* holy shit!

by Thicc Lobster March 24, 2018

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


ur mom a milf

The worst insult known to mankind; more fatal then ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur grandpa a trap, ur brother bi, no u, and ur sister a mister combined.

Jim: Ur mom gay
Rob: Ur dad lesbian
Jim: No u
Rob: Well Ur granny Tranny
Jim: Oh yeah, well ur grandpa a trap
Rob: Ur Sister is a mister
Jim: Ur brother bi
Rob: I'll say it
Jim: I dare you
Rob: I have no conscious
Jim: Do it or ur a tranny
Rob: Ok, Ur Mom A MIlf

*Jim turns back into a fetus and then fucking explodes so it kills him and his mom. So burns out planets explode into oblivion and the only thing still capable of thought is rob, the meanest man there ever was*

by The smartiest man alivwe March 15, 2018

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Ur Gay is Mom

When someone hits you up with that β€œUr mom gay” you must counter-attack with β€œUr Gay is Mom”
Works 100% of the time

Guy: Lel ur mom gay
Kid: Ur Gay is mom
Guy: Evaporates into nothing

by M3m3M4ch1n3 February 25, 2018

23πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


ur penis

ur penis is an intresting word for sex

Ur penis is bigger than mine :o

by AstiSucksIdk April 11, 2021

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