Smithson Valley High School

Where tobacco chewing, big truck driving, boot wearing, cow raising hicks go to school.

See those kids in this cowboy hats with dip rings on there jeans pocket... yea they go to Smithson Valley High School.

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Valley View High School

The place where:
1) Campus supervisors are now virtual police officers
2) Where each grade uses drugs, but treats as if their grade is superior
3) Mass violation of the First, Second, and Fourth Amendments
4) General prison for those not in ASB(alt-Eagles), athletes, or in admin.

ASB athlete: Hey you, show some Valley View High School pride!
Random, normal student: You can't make me....(Gets tazed by supervisor)

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Great Valley Middle School

Oh boy! Another person complaining about how shitty their middle school is. For starters, this school takes great pride in how many awards they have earned in years past, but those days are long gone. Right now, there’s a major juul and bullying issue that nobody seems to be addressing. Inside of this school, you’re either the kid with anger issues who hops on every bandwagon, dates Snapchat thots, and calls people the n-word despite being 99.9% white. If you’re not that, you’re the antisocial prick who whenever somebody tries to actually have a conversation with you while doing a group project, shrivel up into you’re fucking hole and make your partner do all the work. Or maybe you’re completely normal, get honor roll near every marking period, and treat you’re classmates with respect (about 10-15% of the school). As for each grade, the 6th graders are privileged as hell, with their retarded behavior being excused as: “they’re just adapting to middle school”. 7th graders think they know everything about the school, despite only being there for a year. 8th graders have mass anxiety and unfairly taking it out on others (most of the time 7th or 6th graders). Moving on to the teachers, they’re mediocre at best. The 6th grade teachers were by far the greatest, you could actually connect with them and have a conversation with them. And with the exception of a couple teachers, pretty much any other teacher is doing their work for the paycheck. Dear god, just fix this school.

Had an actual fucking thermos yeet’d across the “Dining Hall” and hit me square in the back of the head. Had to get surgery so I wouldn't be a vegetable for the rest of my life. Fuck Great Valley Middle School.

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West valley high school

A shitty school located in middle of nowhere aka Anderson California most students their vape in the bathrooms and get high in the class, they sacrifice eagles on their roof of their classes and have a tree called the virgin tree (where people have sex on school grounds and throw their shoes in the tree), most the students their are rednecks and druggies that have s.t.d.'s from their orgy's in the bathroom.

Dude 1. Hey what school you going to.
Dude 2. West valley high school, why
Dude 1. Dont you guys have orgy's and sacrifice eagles.
Dude 2. Yeah why?

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midland valley high school

this school is ASS. the school is full of country ass man whores who will do anything to get their 2 inch cocks in anyone. most of them vape in the nasty ass bathrooms which are INFESTED with roaches and rats. two people had sex in the new bathrooms, this school has multiple bomb threats every month and fights every week (mostly ghetto white girls) aka my cousin but i digress. this school is known for their ass football team but their MARCHING BAND???? even though they never get anything, they still good. this one teacher (name who will not be said) is ass. these ugly ass freshman comin from LBC are so musty

person 1: i love midland valley high school so much
person 2: no tf u don’t.
person 1: yes i do!
person 2: manwhore

person 3: i go to nahs its sm better

crescenta valley high school

overcrowded school where cheerleaders think they're the shit and everyone wears hollister. asians over populate any other race in that school.

you're korean? do you go to crescenta valley high school?

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blue valley high school

Blue Valley High School is full of girls who only like eachother and no one else, guys who don’t really give a fuck, and everyone is rich. Know for their amazing football and baseball teams, and their stuck up personality. If your from Blue Valley High, your basically better than everyone from other schools, just saying.

Omg, your from Blue Valley High School? You must be, like, super popular, everyone wants to be you!

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